What about Bob?

Linux, OSX, Solaris, WinXP, Longhorn, et cetera. These are all fine examples of operating systems that have had a major impact on computing in general. The goal of the modern operating system is to provide an easy but efficient way for a user to utilize a computer's hardware optimally. Many people argue that computers are too confusing, and long for a simpler interface. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it.

In early 1995, Microsoft released software entitled "Bob". Bob can be run as an application, or start up automatically (like an operating system). This marvel of modern programming was designed to help novice users. Like most products of genius, it totally flopped. Windows 95 came out later that year and blew it away.


Bob sets up your computer as a room, with different functions being modeled as objects. When new objects are created for DOS or Windows programs, they appear in the room as boxes with the program's icon. Bob features a plethora of sound effects, protecting you from boredom. Besides the public family room, you can make other rooms modeled after various swanky styles. My fave is retro, who knew you could write an email and get awesome interior design tips concurrently?


Notice the turtle with the backpack? His name is Shelly, one of many guides that assist you in this complicated adventure. The first version of Bob contains 12 guides. They will talk, make noise, wish you happy birthday, and do your taxes! Each customizes their vocabulary to their personality. Rover (the basis for the help dog in XP), likes the word scrumptious. My favorite guide is Scuzz. We are both rockers at heart...


So, why am I showing you this treasure of computer science? Well, I like it. I would like to purchase a copy and run it myself, no matter how inconvenient. I feel that I should show you what happens when software programmers treat you like idiots. So, next time you have a problem with your computer, use your knowledge to figure it out. Should that not work, call Rover... he will be glad to help. Scrumptious.

Images from toastytech.com and winhistory.de